There is a storm on the horizon

Since when did this sentence ever become okay, "Oh, it's a complimentary buffet since we booked a package, so there's no need to leave a tip because we weren't charged anything." Well let me just break this down; there are 3 errors to this sentence, lets make this like an old highlights magazine and see if you can spot those three errors! That's right, the first one is the statement it's complimentary because they booked a package! Dumbass should have realized that in reality they are still paying for it, they have just cleverly disquised it in the "package price." Ok you have great eyes and have spotted the second one, the statement there's no need to leave a tip! Really, no need to leave a tip, how about for the server who had to remove your 7 dirty plates from your table and bring refill after refill of juice and coffee for the whole damn table! Sure you could try and not tip, but then you just end up looking like a jackass, oh wait you already did that! Wow, I'm amazed, you found #3!!! They weren't charged anything, so it is completely unnessesary to tip since there is no way of figuring out what 18% of nothing is!! WRONG!!! You see just because you got something for "free" doesn't not mean that you don't tip for services rendered; by the way i'm also looking at you, yeah you, the ones who get things comped on the check and don't tip on it, it's wasn't the servers fault you either didn't like it or it didn't come out the way you hoped, so tip for it!! Well this concludes the Side of Ranch Highlights edition!