JENGA!

Why is it that some tables feel the need to hand you more plates or even go so far as to try to stack more plates onto the ones you are already carrying, I'm not a damn act in the circus, STOP IT! I have a table where I'm clearing plates and an oyster tray from (they are quite big) and this jack ass feels the need to see how many more plates he can stack on top of everything I'm holding; hey buddy, I still have to walk with these in my arms please stop! Or even better the table next to them felt the need to hand things to me when my hands are full, hey hold on my extra arm hidden under this shirt of mine will be glad to take that off your hands, as both my other hands are full of menus and a tray of drinks, sure why not, that's why I work in this environment, it's for the extra hand! Please if you ever feel the urge to hand over some plates, set them down and don't try to stack them in my arms, or if you've never served, just don't even try to stack them on the table because this ain't Jenga! Oh but i'm sure they will be the first to applaud me if I happen to drop just about everything and make a scene, I know you are, don't deny it! Look I know how to do my job, don't come in and try to assist me, because 9 times out of 10 you've never worked in a restaurant environment and have no idea how to handle or stack plates, these things are not Segways, they will fall over and unlike the paper plates you put your food on, these are ceramic and they will break and hurt a bit!