I guess I am just a little to hard skinned

"Look, we are people who like to complain just to make it fun, you shouldn't be so hard skinned and learn to just take it in stride." Sure I'll learn to just take your witty way of complaining about everything, including how we bought your dessert because we were told the wrong fruit was in it, yet you still ate it like a pig and complained the whole time that we mislead you, sure you got it! Making up complaints isn't so much for the person on the receiving end, especially when A. I don't know you or what type of personality you have and B. I'm not in the position to make it fun except in the awkward way that I have to apologize for everything and make it seem like I'm kissing your ass! Look if you like being a royal douche, then go somewhere else, perhaps one of those trendy places where the serving staff are complete dicks to you and every other guests because that is what they do. No where in the service industry is it cool to just walk into anywhere and just start to make complaints because it's fun! Look, take my uniform and I'll play the part of you, oh wait let me put my douche bag clothes on... ok, now you be me, and now I'm gonna start to complain about everything, and remember, you have to kiss my ass to make me feel better. What? Not so much fun anymore? Feel like you want to punch me now? Now you understand what it's like to be me, yet when I go home I don't feel good about myself because I don't take your crap home with me, yet you will be you and you're stuck with that.