I need $20 on pump 5!

"Do you have a cheese sauce for this?" No I don't have a damn cheese sauce! Where the hell are we AM/PM, does it look like we have hot dogs rotating in a containment unit reserved for crap? No? Well then I don't think we are able to provide you with a cheese sauce, or nachos, or hell even a snickers bar! When did it say anywhere on the menu that we had a cheese sauce? GOD, we are a fish house, you know seafood, comes from the ocean! Do you really think cheese sauce is gonna go on your fish? COME ON! Look, please don't go into any restaurant and ask for a sauce that isn't anywhere on the menu, it's like asking if we have BBQ and when I reply no, you tell me how it could be made with other things, how about this, just be happy with no and stop asking for crap that we obviously don't have! Oh and asking for gravy on your mashed potatoes is pretty much the same thing, if they didn't come with it to start with, odds are I'm not hiding it in the back waiting for you to ask me, why would we prep something that doesn't normally go out, just in case someone decides to ask for it, kinda like running the hot water in the shower with the hope that maybe sometime today I'm going to take another shower! If any of this sounds like I'm talking crazy talk, then I suggest you close your web browser and take your head and slam it into the wall near you, open this blog back up and read again, repeat until it actually sounds like I'm not crazy!