Sunday, September 20, 2009

Do you do all your own thinking?


Wow, the stand out one for tonight is just the awesomest (I know not a real word) thing to happen this entire week, and I remind you that I had the table which loved his Last Time Vineyards wine. Alright so to start this off I get a new table of 7 persons who have never dined with us before, unfortunately I am not able to greet them so a fellow server does their magic with them. Find out they aren't going to be an easy table, wow, saw that one coming my way! Finally I get around to taking the tables entire order, which was in fact quite easy. So as time goes by, their food is ready and it is delivered, well as one of our policies is to deliver food to women first, so I start to set down the mothers pasta dish when she looks at me and ask "is there any other sauce in this?" I'm really confused because I'm not quite sure of her question, so I reply "Excuse me?" and this is where fun became awesome, she looks at me and asks "This is just the cream sauce right, no other sauce in here like clam juice?" Weeeeeelllllll for starters clam juice is a liquid not a sauce, so I reply "No there should only be the cream sauce, why would you like a different sauce?" Wait for it.... she replies with "No, I'm allergic to shell fish and I could possibly die if I eat anything that has touched shell fish or contains shell fish." OK, this maybe something I would have wanted to know ahead of time, not when I'm setting the dish you ordered down in front of you for consumption!! I mean come on people, that's like shitting and then making sure you took your pants down!

Thankfully they were pretty good beyond that point, my own quarrel was with the mother and no one else here at this table, in fact the son paid the entire bill and tipped quite decently. So they were a bad table, just a dim bulb in a chandelier.

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