Lávese las manos

Here's an awesome one from last night: I have a table order a bowl of seafood chowder, easy enough, it's soup. Well the gentleman proceeds to eat every bit of the soup except his potatoes, so as I'm clearing the bowl he looks at me and tells me it was the worst soup he has ever had here; if it was truly the worst, why did he eat every bit but his potatoes? Well he continues on with "There was no seafood in there, usually I get large pieces of Salmon, Halibut, Trout???, and sometimes shark or swordfish." A little side note, the soup usually contains fresh fish such as Halibut or Tilapia, and the pieces are usually not large chunks, anyways I apologize for that then he looks at me in the eyes and sternly tells me that if I was truly sorry, then I would have checked his soup when it was going out to see if it had plenty of seafood and not "so many damn pieces of potato." All I could do was think, well sir next time I will have to check your soup goes out, perhaps I should run my hand through it and count the number of pieces of fish I find and try to pull out the potatoes for you.