Ok here is my favorite one from tonight at work; "Do you guys have any specials tonight?" Me in response: "Well we currently have out OC Register Restaurant Week Special running right now, which is this little menu here, along with our regional specials which happen to be our Wild Coho Salmon and our Maryland Soft Shell Crab." Next question from the guest: "So then which of these are your specials?" Really did you stroke out while I was just talking! Maybe next time I ask a question I will be like you and just turn off and then ask the same question again; last time I checked I spoke with words, not white noise, so I know words came out of my mouth! Ah and another favorite of mine tonight: "You know all those Oriental people who speak Asian?" WOW! Did you just get all racist on me, look I know you are 70 and hate paying $6 for that pack of cigarettes that you just love to blow in my face so much, but did you really just call persons of Asian decent Oriental, and if I also stand uncorrected I believe you just said they speak Asian, and what language would that happen to be, the native language of Asianland???? Don't you go and give me a fucking lecture on how you had it so hard growing up, yet all these people you see at the DMV who don't speak a lick of English are getting licenses and it makes you angry because you took your test 500 years ago when Jesus was you driving instructor.
Ok that should do it for tonight, more probably tomorrow.
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