Fresh, Frozen .... or Aquarium???

"Are you're clams from an aquarium?" Why yes, my cousin actually holds on to them for us until we are ready to prepare them for you! What kind of question is that, yes, I do realize that most seafood restaurants keep crabs and lobsters in tanks, but really, clams? We also keep all of our fish swimming around in the toilet, so don't flush or you have to pay for what we lost. This is not the Aquarium of the Pacific, yet some days, with questions like these, it makes me wonder. I wonder if her next awesome question was "Do you name your fish before they are put on the grill?" If you aren't sure how clams, or for even that matter, oysters are raised and harvested, you should look it up on the internet, hell you can use wikipedia! Has this lady ever been to a seafood restaurant before, and if this wasn't here first time, does she normally eat at some sort of sea exhibit? Look my cousin Jimmy is quite upset that you have requested to dine on his pet clams and now I must console him in this, his darkest hour, thank you lady for ruining his and my day with that request, now I must buy him replacements... dumbass!