Identity fraud

"Hey, aren't you our server?" Well no, in fact the guy you have as your server has short hair and he's missing a beard! Why do people find it so easy to forget who their server is, is it because they never made eye contact and only remember a voice, or perhaps it's because you were so busy on the cell phone talking about how so guy at a bar hit on you, that you forgot who was your server, oh I know, you were so busy looking at the sports highlights on the TV that you seemed to think I said hey what do you want to drink instead of "Hi, my name is Joe." I do realize that sometimes, a couple of servers may look similar, but when one has a beard and long hair, and your server has short hair and no facial hair at all, how do you confuse them? Oh, and yelling hey at me doesn't really work, except to piss me off and make me think you are a total douche! When I do come to your table and greet you, at least answer my question of how you are doing with a real answer and not "Iced tea!" or "Don't we get bread?" Yes, all that in due time, but I believe the real answer is "Fine thanks, how about you?" And take the time to know my name, people who know me don't call me, hey you, hey, buddy, bro, sir nor do they call me hey server, and with the buddy thing, no I am not your buddy!