"I love this photo, the girl here is a lot younger than me and in this photo she looks way older than me. Makes me so much younger!" Well sir, since you had to go and point that out to your friends eating dinner with you, I believe you just proved you are old. You see if it wasn't so important to you to not feel so close to death, you would have never pointed that out. Oh, and why are you carrying that photo with you? You guys aren't even looking through photos, you just pulled that out of your pocket! The guy sitting with you have grey hair by the way, so why would he even care, because you probably made him think you are such a jackass, I'm glad he let you pay for the whole check, hope that doesn't eat into your social security jackass! You sorta remind me of the kid who tries so hard to look older, but just ends up looking stupid, that's you man, but in reverse. Next time you pull that photo out, use this line "Hey everyone, I'm a jackass who is probably older than I look, yet I still feel so close to death that I need to make myself feel like a young adult again. Oh and ignore the peppering hair, I haven't bought my Just For Men lately because my social security check has been slowly shrinking!"