I sure as hell mind!

"Oh, don't worry it's his job, he won't mind a little mess on the bar top." What?!? I don't mind? Did you ask me? Because I sure as hell don't remember that question! Hell yeah I mind! I don't need you to empty your purse on my bar top and leave me all your trash, and then you go and tell your friends it's ok, I don't mind so they should do it too! Then I guess you won't mind my finger in your drink, right? Why did you go and put words in my mouth, last time I checked I don't get paid by you to clean your messes up, I get paid by my work to do my job, which is bartending, not janitor. Who the hell decides it's a great idea to just empty their purse on a bar top, hell I think the next time I'm driving I'm just gonna pull over and empty my car out in your drive way, because you won't mind, you won't mind a little mess on your lawn, it's just wrappers and flyers, you can just pick that stuff up. Oh and thanks for the wrapping paper stuffed into an empty bowl of soup, it's just what I wanted.