Is it necessary?

This one is not so much a thing heard at work, more it was a thing viewed at work. Crew neck sweatshirts that look as if they are choking you. Yes, a group of grown men showed up wearing them, not the classiest of gentlemen mind you, and they begin to ask about wine selections and proceed to get a full description on many of our wines and their reply is "Well you obviously have no clue about your wines!" Said straight faced with truth and not a joke. Well sir if you continue to order that crap ass wine that you have so far, then I would have to say you have to no clue about our wine. Now my biggest question is, why do you guys continue to wear those damn sweatshirts through out dinner? Is that your idea of "dressing up?" Did you guys lose a bet, because I sure as hell would have taken those things off, you don't want to get an wine on your awesome choice in clothing. Did Kohl's have a sale? How the hell do you swallow, it looks like those sweatshirts are preventing your Adam's apple from moving! Well at least you guys are warm in our nicely heated dining room.